On the Mike Calta Show during news, Galvin brought up an online thread about the stats people wish they could see after they die. Everyone on the show started imagining the bizarre and random numbers that could define their lives. Mike, of course, was all in and definitely wanted to know, “Who was secretly attracted to me?”
Here are the Top 10 Stats People Want to See After Death:
- How many times I almost died without realizing it.
- How many people were secretly attracted to me.
- Top 5 songs I listened to the most (like a Life-End Spotify Wrapped).
- How many times I made someone laugh.
- Total pounds pooped, including the biggest one ever.
- How many times my body destroyed cancer before it could take hold.
- A gallery of photos where I accidentally appeared in the background.
- How many cats I petted (literally, not a euphemism).
- How many times I unknowingly made someone’s day better.
- Top 100 funniest moments I witnessed in my life.
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