The Cowhead Show: Retarded News on theboneonline.com

10/23/08: Last weekend, 22-year-old Keith Slater returned a pair of shoes from a store called Journeys in Overland Park, Kansas. The employee who processed Keith's return entered his name on the receipt as "Dumb (N-word)"...more

10/14/08: Two guys from Indonesia thought they'd been appointed to prestigious government positions. The only catch was they had to cover their faces in dragon tattoos...more

9/30/08: Saturday night, people in Middletown, OH called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids and blocking traffic...more

9/30/08: Robert McNally was woken up by his daughters screams. When he got to her room, he saw dude, naked, holding a knife, a rope and condoms. McNally killed him.

9/24/08: Jennifer Moss who likes to rollerblade and ride her bike around town while wearing nothing but a thong...more.

9/19/08: The first black person to win the Heisman Trophy honored in statue with Nike cleats. But Nikes weren't invented until 17 years AFTER.

9/18/08: 20-year-old Italian reality TV star/model Raffella Fico swears she's a virgin and is prepared to go all the way with ANYONE who ponies up $1.8 MILLION. Photos | Full Story

9/18/08: During Hurricane Ike, Michael Kujawa and his pet lion were forced to take refuge inside a Baptist church along with several other residents. Full Story | Photos

9/18/08: The ladies of Colliers B dart team were kicked out of their league because 57-year-old Melanie Partlow of England used to be a dude.

This guy got his foot caught in a window as he was trying to break into a house in England. What a dope! Picture | Full Story

24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico requested to be kept upright for his wake. Full Story | Photos

This is 56-year-old Ronald Miller from a recent Retarded News segment. This is the guy who violated himself with the handle of a claw hammer. (Full Story)